Jan 25, 2013


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Executive Creative Too 01.24.13

NEW YORK—Saying he likes to think of himself as "more than just a stuffy businessman in a suit," Wyatt Media Group CEO Barney Washburn, 57, informed reporters today that he is actually quite creative, too. According to Washburn, in addit...

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