Aug 27, 2012

The Onion Daily Dispatch - August 27, 2012

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The Onion
Mon Aug 27, 2012

Bunch Of Numbers From Where Daddy Works Means No Trip To Disney World 08.27.12

RED OAK, MI—Six-year-old Kevin Bligh confirmed Friday that the papers Daddy brings home from work with all the numbers on them mean there will be no trip to Disney World this year after all.

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