Aug 10, 2012

The Onion Daily Dispatch - August 10, 2012

The Onion
Fri Aug 10, 2012

Herman Cain Lifts Suspension Of Presidential Campaign 08.10.12

ATLANTA—More than eight months after suspending his campaign amidst plummeting poll numbers and allegations of sexual misconduct, Georgia businessman Herman Cain appeared at a spirited rally Friday to announce he was officially lifting the suspensio...

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