Aug 3, 2012

The Onion Daily Dispatch - August 03, 2012

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Fri Aug 03, 2012

Fed: 'If Jobs Are Meant To Be With Us, They'll Come Back On Their Own' 08.03.12

WASHINGTON—Following a two-day meeting to discuss the country's continually disappointing employment numbers, officials from the Federal Reserve announced Friday that if jobs are really meant to be with the American people, they'll return of t...

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