Aug 14, 2012


The Onion
Tue Aug 14, 2012

Coworker With Two Computer Screens Not Fucking Around 08.13.12

FORT WORTH, TX—Credible sources within your office reported Monday that the guy on the third floor with two computer screens on his desk is not fucking around.

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