Aug 30, 2012

Panda Ears Are Delicious



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World Wildlife Fund Quickly Backtracks After Announcing Panda Ears Are Delicious 08.30.12

GLAND, SWITZERLAND—During a press conference outside their Swiss headquarters Thursday, World Wildlife Fund officials backpedaled from a controversial press statement released by the organization last week, claiming that while panda ears are in fact...

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