Aug 30, 2012

25 Paul Ryan Jokes From Last Night

Thursday, August 30, 2012
While Paul Ryan was giving his supporters a double dose of indisputable charm and questionable facts at the Republican National Convention last night, comedians on Twitter were following along, doling out the snark by tweeting jokes throughout the speech.
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Barry Levinson: The Age of Insanity - Part 2, Paul Ryan
As the age of insanity rolls along, lying has reached a new level in political activism. Apparently, you can lie freely now. I decided to talk to Dr. R.H. Flutes, head of the Lying Institute of America, to explain the lying epidemic sweeping this country.
Jenny Isenman: Do You Speak Starbucks or Are You Committing a Caffeinated Crime?
When you walk into a Starbucks it's a little like entering another country. Some of the language is "Italianish" and the rest is completely fabricated.
D.L. Hughley: A Question of Legitimacy
What I do have a problem with is someone who is insincerely pro-life, someone for whom this is an abstract concept with no relation to the reality. One of the hardest things for me to recount in my recent book was a sexual assault I witnessed when I was a kid...
Cheech Marin: English Only! Part 2
Ok, Let's pretend that the Latino population explosion is not going to happen (heh, heh, heh, at least try it) and go back to the "English Only" issue. If this is the situation, then we are going to have to re-name most of our states.
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