Jun 26, 2012

The Onion Daily Dispatch - June 26, 2012

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Americans Pool Together $945.23 To Counteract Corporate Money's Influence In Politics

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U.S. Facing Helium Shortage

"Ah, the hell with balloons anyway. They were useless for getting me well soon."

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I Think I'd Make A Pretty Good HBO Show

by 18th-Century France

By 18th-Century France

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