Jun 5, 2012

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Zombie Apocalypse: Federal Government Denies Existence Of Flesh-Eating Monsters
The horrific face-eating arrest in Miami and several other seemingly subhuman acts has many people wondering what's behind this flesh-munching wave of terror. A zombie apocalypse, however, is not what…

Justice Stevens: Citizens United Ruling Will Fall Apart
Justice John Paul Stevens argues that unfolding events since Citizens United expose the fatal flaws of the controversial ruling. He explained in a speech this past week why he believes the ruling that…

All 67 Florida Election Supervisors Suspend Governor Rick Scott's Voter Purge
On Thursday, the Justice Department demanded Florida Governor Rick Scott end his extensive purge of registered voters from the rolls because it was in violation of federal law. Scott still hasn't…

Increasing Evidence Solves Mystery of Amelia Earhart's Disappearance
We all held our breath on Wednesday when an anti-freckle cream jar was discovered on Nikumaroro Island in the Pacific. This seemed to support the leading theory by The International Group for Historic…

At his loneliest, Santana was surrounded on the mound
It can be the loneliest place in sports, the pitcher's mound. Just not now. Just not at 9:48 p.m. on the first of June, at the end of the 8,020th game in the history of the New York Mets.


Will Smith Parody @WilI_Smith 29 May
We don't lose friends. We just learn who our real ones are.
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Bill Maher @billmaher 02 Jun
Is it treason to purposefully block any help for the economy so voters blame the president and turn to the other party? Just asking.
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Anonymous @YourAnonNews 30 May
Gay marriage is legal in 6 states, but having sex with a horse is legal in 23. America, land of the horsefuckers. # OpStopTheBullShit
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Faux John Madden @FauxJohnMadden 01 Jun
BREAKING WEATHER: Washington DC area under Tornado Watch; seek shelter at Redskins facilities where touchdowns rarely occur.
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UberFacts @UberFacts 31 May
We spend about 46.9% of our time simply daydreaming.
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