May 22, 2012

The Onion Daily Dispatch - May 22, 2012

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Tue May 22, 2012

Couple Has Nest Egg Of Debt To Make Sure They've Got Some Money To Owe Down The Road 05.22.12

BRIMLEY, MI—Local couple Matt and Wendy Ratliff told reporters Tuesday that they have been steadily building up a nest egg of debt to make sure that they always had something tucked away to owe banks and creditors no matter what the future held.

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