May 16, 2012

The Onion Daily Dispatch - May 16, 2012

The Onion
Wed May 16, 2012

Tens Of Thousands Dead In Ongoing Africa 05.16.12

JUBA, SOUTH SUDAN—According to alarming reports from international relief agencies operating in Swaziland, Chad, the Democratic Republic of Congo, and rebel-held sections of Mali, more than 500,000 people have died so far this month from the ongoing...

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