May 15, 2012

The Onion Daily Dispatch - May 15, 2012

The Onion
Tue May 15, 2012

Hershey's Announces It's All Out Of Candy 05.15.12

HERSHEY, PA—Hershey's, the American confectionery giant behind such treats as Hershey's Kisses, Twizzlers, and the Symphony chocolate bar, announced Tuesday that it had run out of candy and would cease operations immediately.

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