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May 3, 2012

The Onion Daily Dispatch - May 03, 2012




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Obama Asks Staff To Try To Include National Security Adviser A Little More 05.03.12

WASHINGTON—According to White House sources, President Obama gently urged his staff Monday to try to include national security adviser Thomas Donilon a little more in the operation of the U.S.

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