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Apr 10, 2012

The Onion Daily Dispatch - April 10, 2012



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Sweeping New Labor Reforms Allow Foxconn Employees To Work In Inhumane Conditions From Home

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10-Year-Old Girl Gives Birth

"I hope they're able to play nice together."

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