Apr 6, 2012

The Onion Daily Dispatch - April 06, 2012

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Dick Vitale More Sexual During March Madness, Wife Lorraine Reports 03.19.09

BRISTOL, CT—Mrs. Vitale would not confirm rumors that ESPN analyst Digger Phelps sometimes participates while dressed as Wake Forest's "Demon Deacon" mascot.

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Sweeping New Labor Reforms Allow Foxconn Employees To Work In Inhumane Conditions From Home

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Yahoo! Lays Off 14% Of Workforce

"So long as they don't ax the person who keeps me up-to-date on the Kardashians when I go to check my e-mail."

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Pentagon Gets 12 Weapons For Only A Penny From Columbia Missile and Tank Club

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