Apr 8, 2012

Lester & Charlie: Romney, Unzipped



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Romney, Unzipped!



THIS WEEK'S POLL

If you had the chance to "unzip" Mitt Romney, what do you think you might find?
We don't mean that to sound as perverse as it does. We wonder if the same can be said for his wife, Ann Romney, who this week volunteered in a radio interview that her husband, when unzipped, was anything but stiff.
OK, so nobody wanted her to go there. (Though, seriously, is anyone surprised?) But the bigger issue, of course, is the major problem with Romney's campaign. He comes across as a total freak. And he certainly didn't help when he went on a different radio show last Wednesday and told what he thought was an hilarious story about how his father once closed down a car factory in Michigan. This is a man who could benefit from sensitivity training from a rock.
Mitt's campaign is now so desperate to prove that he's really just an ordinary guy that his aides went so far as to play a no-really-this-isn't-ironic April Fool's joke on him, inviting Mitt into a room where an audio recording suggests that a large and approving crowd awaits him… a room that turns out to be empty. Nobody wants you to read anything prescient into that. No, really, they don't. Nothing to see here, people. Everyone move along.
As the likely GOP nominee, Romney faces a huge hurdle: How can he possibly prove to the masses that this multi-multi-millionaire resembles an ordinary American? Not that we here at the Lester & Charlie Institute of Forward Thinking are advancing the idea of electing anyone ordinary — quite the contrary, we're more than happy to elect the extraordinary. But Mitt is so out of touch with the 99% that we really think he needs our help. Are you willing to pitch in? What do YOU think? What are some drastic things that Mitt Romney could do to prove to voters that he's just like one of us?
 
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This Week's Video Selection from
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RAPTURE SURVIVAL KIT!




"The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away."
~Job

In the spirit of this weekend's two major religious holidays, Lester & Charlie have selected the only video they've made that has anything to do with religion. Happy Passover and Easter! 


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This Week's Monthly Book Club Selections

 

Easter Island, by Jennifer Vanderbes
 

No Cholesterol Passover Recipes, by Debra Wasserman
 

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Swedish Cock Tale!

Congratulations are in order. That's right, Sweden's prestigious group "The Sunday Cocks" has settled on a winner in the 33rd Annual Church Cock of the Year Award!

Here's all the info you need, reprinted from a report in The Local and presented in its entirety and without permission. Read the whole thing. Trust us.




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Recent Lester & Charlie Poll Results
 



Last week, the GOP's least favorite candidate demonstrated that his campaign needs fast cash when he started charging the few people on Earth who are willing to be photographed with him $50 for the opportunity.

So we asked: How can Newt pimp himself next to keep his campaign alive?

And here's how you answered:



Write-in answers include:

  • Write three books every time pundits say he's out of the race
  • Sell Amway
  • Open his own debate school
  • Get a paper route
  • Promise to cut the budget if he's elected by making himself vice president, too
  • Collect $50 for promising not to be in a photo with you (from JohnC)
  • Sell reprints of this newsletter for a penny a copy (from Linda)



 

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