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Nov 18, 2010
EPISODE #188 THE SUMMER OF GEORGE
[Majestic theater, Raquel Welch's dressing room.]
Raquel: "You are a fraud Dr Tarnover. You haven't even been to Scarsdale."
[Kramer knocks on the door and enters.]
Kramer: Ms. Welch.
Raquel: Who are you?
Kramer: Well, I'm Cosmo Kramer, I'm one of the producers.
[Phone rings and Raquel answers.]
Raquel: Hello, Sidney! No, no I told you I don't want to do that! If you bring it up again I will feed your genitals to a wolf! [hangs up] Kids! You're still here.
Kramer: Well, I- I Ms. Welch I do need to talk to you about a little problem regarding, eh, your performance.
[Raquel kicks a chair out of her way.]
Raquel: What kind of problem?
Kramer: Well, it seems that due to the vagaries of the production parameters of this fragmenting of the audience to the cable television, carnivals, water parks...
Raquel: Out with it!
Kramer: Well, you're fired because you don't move your arms when you tap dance, you're like a gorilla out there I've gotta go...
[Kramer runs out, but Raquel grabs him from the back.]
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